EVH Frankenstein guitar introduction

The EVH Frankenstein guitar is dirty and nasty looking and you feel like you want to wash your hands after holding it. Every detail from the strap ring screws to the single working dual coil pickup screams authenticity. The neck pickup is dead, there is no middle pickup, and the selector switch has nothing to select. There is a strip of velcro where the busted off pickguard should be. The guitar is chipped, scared, scratched and cracked, and there might even be a wild rodent living inside.